The key to getting and or keeping a job.
The key to getting a job with me, or keeping your job with me can sometimes come down to simply being sober and ready for work. I’m down for being totally non-judgmental about what you do on your own time. But if you show up to my set loaded or get loaded— sorry about it! And there’s the door. If you get high and totally miss the scene, a super-size sorry about it! Of course if I can’t tell then the problem is now a completely personal one that doesn’t interfere with work or your paycheck. I’m ok with maintaining this level of ignorance. In fact its so not any of my business I never need to know.
A major piece of advice for aspiring models… please don’t tell me you are planning on getting high before you’re even hired. (I know right???) If you have to get high to take a dick then I suggest maybe you practice for a few months with toys or Manhunt hookups until you can grin and take it like a pro. And if you still can’t then it’s an indicator that 1. you’re a top or 2. you’re straight. There’s an industry for that! Pot, kettle… you see where I am going.
And lastly do not arrange for your dealer to swing by the studio, ask me what time we’ll finish and if I could let him in the building. Jesus Fucking Christ! Take your medicine at home.
Am I bitter? Depends on who you ask. I say no, not really… more amazed! Some of us have come so far from the line of sanity that this even has to be addressed? I guess drug dealing in the eyes of the dealer is also considered a business too. Which is none of my business…
So gauge whether we are a good match by this test! If you are reading this post and think God this guy is a total dictator… then its an awesome indicator we will not get along and please don’t apply for a job.
In review: Please don’t taint my set with sloppy messy antics. Lets respect each other’s time and most of all patience, thank you. That is all.