Sorry Jesus, I’m seeing someone!

Hey Christians! You know I really have nothing against your lifestyle. I even support your freedom to practice what some may see as archaic beliefs, and although you worked your asses off to get Gay Marriage taken away in the state of California, I’d never DREAM of interfering with your right to marry and ‘co-mingle’ (something some guy said about turning the other cheek?)

So what gives! Look what showed up in my SteveCruzXXX email box this morning?! SPAM really!?? That’s hilarious! Recruiting porn stars? Well I’m taken sorry! Besides I don’t swing that way, I might hookup with a Christian but I’d never OPENLY date one! —LOL!

Can I at least sample the milk before I buy the cow?

-SC